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    Rejected California DMV Vanity Plates

    Let's interject some automotive humor in between the usual serious horsepower posts. The California DMV is, well, what one could imagine hell to be. Endless rules, lines, red tape, fines, regulations, bureaucracy, and little to no fun.

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    Seriously guys, chill out. It's Cali.

    Notice one of the only plates they actually accepted evokes satan. Not even joking...


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    Applicant Explanation: In remembrance of me and my girlfriend’s anniversary. Meaning be my bae, before anyone else.
    DMV Comments: Bae=Poop in Danish
    Verdict: No

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    Applicant Explanation: Husband and wife initials and year of marriage
    DMV Comments: 8 Looks like Hate; JWS looks like Jews
    Verdict: No

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    Applicant explanation: Lit is a slang term which means good, amazing, etc!
    DMV Comments: Lit=Intoxicated, Slit=Rude slang for a woman or vagina
    Verdict: No

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    Applicant Explanation: It has no meaning I just want to get it because I like it that’s it
    DMV Comments: 420 National Smoke Day 4-20 marijuana
    Verdict: No

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    Applicant Explanation: Schlafer is German for sleeper.
    DMV Comments: Also means sleeper in the sense of an inactive agent or terrorist (Wikipedia)
    Verdict: No

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    Applicant Explanation: Playful joke
    DMV Comments: BMW hunter, he has an Audi. So he’s hunting down BMW drivers?
    Verdict: No

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    Applicant Explanation: On my way to bang your $#@!
    DMV Comments: What he said
    Verdict: No

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    Applicant Explanation: Have unwavering faith (4) respect the Day
    DMV Comments: Who farted
    Verdict: No

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    Applicant Explanation: Celebration of my son moving out of the house
    DMV Comments: Dick
    Verdict: No

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    Applicant Explanation: In support of climate change initiatives
    DMV Comments: Looks like no to cooch
    Verdict: No

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    Applicant Explanation: I’m the extension of my dad. My father’s name is “Dick” and I was named after him
    DMV Comments: Dick extension. Customer’s name is Brant
    Verdict: No

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    Applicant Explanation: Sad time in my life and my car is blue
    DMV Comments: Blew Me
    Verdict: No

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    Applicant Explanation: I have a white cat named “Moby.” I want to name my white car after her.
    DMV Comments: Moby dick… Moby cat… Vagina?
    Verdict: No

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    Applicant Explanation: The lettering and numbers in this plate are the same as a chest my grama left me when she passed away.
    DMV Comments: Looks similar to a text penis.
    Verdict: No

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    Applicant Explanation: Myself being a middle-aged woman
    DMV Comments: Hot and sexy
    Verdict: Yes

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    Applicant Explanation: Funky trumpet in the funk music genre
    DMV Comments: $#@! Trump
    Verdict: No

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    Applicant Explanation: We are always getting busy in our home. I’m a single mom, work, school, band, city council meetings, sports, dr appt, etc. Getting busy!!!
    DMV Comments: Getting busy
    Verdict: Yes

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    Applicant Explanation: Fish ball
    DMV Comments: Fish…Ball…Some sort of sexual?
    Verdict: No

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    Applicant Explanation: I am a nurse anesthetist
    DMV Comments: Gas passer, she passes gas (farts)
    Verdict: No

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    Applicant Explanation: Am a gay man who loves playing video games (Gay…Gaymur)
    DMV Comments: Looks like he’s saying ‘gamer’ but using ‘gay’…Could be taken offensively?
    Verdict: Yes

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    Applicant Explanation: We love Palm Springs
    DMV Comments: Looks like we love pussy
    Verdict: No

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    Applicant Explanation: I’m a professional fisherman and I fish for tuna all over the world.
    DMV Comments: I Googled him. He is and he does
    Verdict: No

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    Applicant Explanation: The rock band Tool’s second album title from 1996
    DMV Comments: Custom meaning is true, but sounds like Enema
    Verdict: No

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    Applicant Explanation: My nickname
    DMV Comments: Shiksa=noun (often derogatory, used by Jews), a non-Jewish girl, dictionary.com
    Verdict: No

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    Applicant Explanation: Saint Anne is an important historical figure, and someone who I model my life after.
    DMV Comments: Satan
    Verdict: Yes

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    Those cock suckers rejected F16HTON because they said you cannot substitute numbers for letters.

    Meaning is: mash up of USC slogan "Fight On" and 2016 (year of commencement)

    The letter to appeal it cam after the date to appeal had expired.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by F16HTON Click here to enlarge
    Those cock suckers rejected F16HTON because they said you cannot substitute numbers for letters.

    Meaning is: mash up of USC slogan "Fight On" and 2016 (year of commencement)

    The letter to appeal it cam after the date to appeal had expired.
    Same when I applied for M4ZING to put on my M4. "Amazing"
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    They are reasonably strict in my state of QLD here in Aus, but the majority of those would be absolutely fine. Except maybe the dickout and satan ones

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    Thanks for this

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    thank you for this.........

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    My plate got rejected.

    Explanation: Twin Turbo Wagon

    I assume DMV thought it was Titty Wagon

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Evan Patak Click here to enlarge
    I assume DMV thought it was Titty Wagon
    I'd like to take a ride in the titty wagon.

    Don't you have more than one wagon now?

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Sticky Click here to enlarge
    I'd like to take a ride in the titty wagon.

    Don't you have more than one wagon now?
    I love sharing it with people, you are in South Orange County, is that correct? I am in SD.

    Yes, I have a few wagons currently. When I got into the fender bender with the white one a while ago I bought a "beater" E39 540i Touring which has since undergone a pretty drastic transformation and 2 months ago I fell into an excellent deal on the Grigio Telesto E61. Both the grey E61 and E39 will be up for sale soon, there are a few remaining repairs to do on the grey E61 but it should be listed in a month or less. Once the grey wagon sells the E39 will get a manual swap and vanos + timing chain guide refresh on the M62 and then get listed as well. I have all the parts in the garage waiting to go.

    Keeping the white E61 obviously and now that it's 100% mechanically I will finish the aesthetics and make it pretty once again. A diesel E70 LCI will be the new acquisition and be the daily to keep miles off the E61. If you are unfamiliar the M57 is a real peach and I am excited to experience the power/efficiency/reliability it offers. Going to delete the emissions stuff, intercooler, exhaust, DME/trans tune. Should be good for 300awhp 550awtq and just under 30mpg combined. Click here to enlarge

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Evan Patak Click here to enlarge
    Here is the squad:
    Damn man, that is dedication.

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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by Evan Patak Click here to enlarge
    I love sharing it with people, you are in South Orange County, is that correct? I am in SD.
    Yep, Orange County.

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    Similar topic but not regarding license plates....I recently applied for a Trademark for an acronym for one of my new designs at work. The acronym sounds like a particular species of fish. Didn't purposely do that but sounded cool nonetheless. Got a response from the corporate lawyers a few weeks later and it said, and I $#@! you not, "You're application for Trademark (insert said acronym here) was denied due to sounding too similar to (said species of fish) and (said species of fish) are dangerous. Try changing the name." I work for a construction equipment OEM..... I wish I could tell you what the acronym was but I'm still pursuing the Trademark so can't for legal reasons. But it was quite hilarious.
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